Random Notes

So for years now I've been writing notes down all over the place. Tons of them. Everywhere! It's fun finding them months or years later and especially amusing when the context is missing.

I'm not sure if this actually happened to me or if I was trying my hand at fiction.

'It began innocently enough. She went to a liquidation sale at one of her favorite bookstores. There were two books sitting on a shelf and the one on the left really caught her attention. She was quite a ways away from the book and two girls were getting dangerously close to the thing she was so enamored with. It took all of her self control not to break into a sprint for it, plus the girls were right on top of her "precious" at the moment and she was sure that they would definitely notice it and snatch it up. She cooly (at least cooly was what she was going for) making her way toward but if you were the guy in the selfhelp section who notices everything you would think she was eyeing two fat girls and awkwardly trying to get the last copy of some book."


The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

"hey drunk Bob you called Bob and Bob and they didn't answer. No worries."

That little voice in your head...

What? I suppose your inner monologue sounds like you? How...quaint.

Sketch Comedy Y'all

There are few things I love more than sketch comedy shows. Seriously if I had kids it'd be close (as in the kids would come in a close second. Sorry people that don't yet exist). Or if like a loved one and sketch comedy shows were hanging off the side of a cliff and holding onto to each of my hands and I had to choose which hand to let go, well lets not make me say it out loud and we can pretend I'd make the right choice.


Nick Kroll gets his own sketch comedy show and it's about damn time!

I totally get David Lynch now. I was watching Everybody Loves Raymond and Debra kept dropping the thanksgiving turkey she was getting ready to cook. It was raw so it was slimy and she kept losing her grip and it was pretty funny, but it made me think that if a turkey was watching it it would be horrific instead of comical. Like if she kept dropping a human torso it would be macabre and the canned laughter would seem sinister and totally out of place. it almost as if you're the only sane person in an insane asylum.



On a mostly unrelated note they've decided to remake Evil Dead.  Totally not sure how i feel about this.