for posterity's sake

best friends forever is not the first thing to pop in my head when i hear b.f.f.

i don't understand why anyone would ever beat a "dead horse".

i love The Angry Beavers!

is soo addicted to stumbling that it affects personal relationships and now i think i have a.d.d.

really likes Survivor Man, but Man vs. Wild not so much.

feel guilty about loving thunder storms because i cant help but think about homeless people and animals:(

hopes that recycling will help balance my hour long shower karma.

likes to let my place get really mess than tackle it in one fell swoop.

owns enough excersize equipment to start my own Jim, pardon moi I mean gym.

in theory loves to read but seems the smell of books makes me fall asleep.

i dream every night and remember most of them. unfortunately their mostly nightmares.

i get hurt really easy. seriously my skins tears easier than an orange. i bet you thought i was going to make some kind of fruit bruise connections.

i have recently stopped typing with two fingers.

one year when julie and i went to Bayfest we were asked to be Hooters dunk tank girl and we totally did it. and another year i accidently started a military hummer that they had on display (and for some reason julies first reaction was to buckle up).

my pecs hurt (because i juiced um).

i think The Ten might be my favorite movie.

i floss almost obsessively.

over the years my spelling skills have progressivley gotten worse.

still think about my favorite pair of jeans that mysteriously vanished over ten years ago and about the bra that mysteriously showed up, i assume to take its place.

just found out Hogan's Heroes is not about The Hulk but infact is about airforce pilots in a Nazi camp.

i think swear words are the mustard on a spicy sentence sandwhich.

for the most part poop is the first word when im asked "whats the first word to pops into your head?".