emoticon sounds like a good name for a robot...or a girl.

or a robot girl...




i feel like my grammar and writing structure is so poor

that even when I'm writing sober it has a certain

intoxicated pizazz (that's right i took it to the

thesaurus for that sentence). in fact i think from now

on I'm going to throw in "intoxicated pizazz" in at least

once a day (in more than one way ). ill wield "intoxicated

pizazz" so well it will be synonymous with the name

Dartagnian (i will also change my name to Dartagnian) and

will be carved into the front of my tombstone along with

the words "for a good time call(insert your name here) , at first

you'll be mad but then it will be funny, the funny will

change to sad then cycle back into anger and finally settle

into quiet reflection followed by uncontrollable crying

jags. at least that's how i imagine it.